Substance abuse disorder

New clinical/medical term for a person's drug abuse issues

Substance abuse disorder should be abbreviated as sad, where sad is a noun. I don't suffer from sad.

by Sexydimma June 2, 2023

NeedTeej Disorder

A rare medical disorder in which one is dying due to lack of attention. Symptoms include dramatic tendencies, mood swings, chills, neediness, and being unable to drive within a certain range of the cure. Once diagnosed, those with NeedTeej Disorder have 48 hours to survive unless they receive the cure. The cure is cuddles from Teej.

“Teej really came in clutch on Monday when I had NeedTeej Disorder.”

by Iamadr June 26, 2021

age-related mood disorder

A mood disorder characterized by people getting grumpier and having a shorter fuse as they get older.

My parents are currently experiencing a mild form of age-related mood disorder

by Sexydimma January 26, 2015

Omega Disorder

Omega Syndrome Is a neurological disorder mostly common in twins although can be within siblings as well. Omega Syndrome causes patients to be extremely aggressive and violent against any life organism, the patient symptoms are closely resembled to rabies causes the patient to ingest only Raw meats or flesh and understandable to consume cooked meat or other foods, Omega Syndrome is a disorder that effects the patient at birth, Omega Syndrome does not have a cure at this time.

Omega disorder

“My brother was born with Omega Syndrome he’s been behind bars his whole life”

by Eyesofnull December 26, 2022

OMLC disorder

Stands for Obsessive Mailbox-Lid-Closing Disorder, and refers to the overwhelming/imperative urge that compels you to shut the doors of other people's roadside mailboxes and/or post-office-safes that have been accidentally left open.

(P.S. --- Occasional resulting angry shouts of, "Leave my 0%!$&@!# mailbox alone!" be HANGED --- by thunder, you're gonna be helpful to others whether they like it or not!)

OMLC disorder is debatably not even all that unreasonable or "invalid" an urge, since The Golden Rule would always be solidly behind your actions... you are merely doing what YOU would wish OTHERS to do for YOU --- it would indeed be logical that you would appreciate someone else's taking a moment to close YOUR curbside/USPS mailbox-door if YOU had accidentally left it open, so that rain wouldn't get inside it, or to not only prevent a less-than honest person from stealing just the careless/forgetful boxholder's mail, but also to avoid the thief's reaching his pilfering hand away back into the open **rear** end of the box and stealing the mail from the eight **surrounding boxes**. as well. What's so loony or irrational about THAT???

by QuacksO September 15, 2018

bitchy face disorder

someone who always got a bitchy face on

homeboy1 “oh look , it’s regina”
homeboy2 “yeah she always has a bitchy face on , she must have bitchy face disorder”

by vxncent October 16, 2019

sols rng disorder

sols rng disorder typically refers to someone being addicted to the hit roblox game "Sol's RNG". you literally cannot stop nor take a break on this game once you start playing this game. you get something good then you get addicted. if you are a victim of sols rng disorder, too bad, because there is no cure. (i hate beginners luck)

friend 1: "do you have sols rng disorder
friend 2: "yes"
friend 1: "womp womp"

by amazriel March 2, 2024