David Wilson

This David Wilson belongs to a absolute chad

Man I bet that guys name is David Wilson

by Totally not David Wilson September 17, 2021

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David Copperfield

When your fucking your partner pile driver style and you stick a deck of cards in her ass and make them appear in her mouth

"hey honey *performs the David Copperfield* TADAAA"

"JACK WHAT THE ACTUAL F *muffle*"

by Kuumai March 28, 2022

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Hairy David

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.

"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".

by T-rent October 10, 2014

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He is probably asslicking some teacher by now. they are also usually fat and humorless. they think they are chads and constantly harrass girls cuz they think pulling on their hair is considered flirting. and for some reason they always wear shorts no matter what the weather is like.

holy shit thats another asslicking David Dolenc.

by David dolenc gay September 20, 2019

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chef david

Chef David is not to be trifled with. Chef David does not like that. Chef David is a more intense version of Gordon Ramsey.

John: crying
Mary: what happened?
John: He went all Chef David on my ass. I forgot to take my head out of my ass before coming into work.
Mary: Don't you know Chef David doesn't like that! Stear clear!

by moie13 December 26, 2013

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