uncle dan

someone who loses a lot

wow that uncle dan isn’t doing to well in catan

by payton wright September 5, 2019

DAN

He is a magnet to my iron heart. He had to of thrown a love dart at my heart. He thinks my rhymes are star worthy. He is smart, and listens when I feel like I am in the dark. No need for a spark, Dan is a flame that can never be tamed. I think I get it, he loves me just the same. Even though we all know I can be a pain. He is the most beautiful, giving, asshole (not in a bad way), interesting, mysterious, man with some horns and Halo I have ever met. Step away bitches he is mine, and if you don't listen I would be fine with punching you in the face. Even if you're prego Stephanie....hint hint. Just joking, but for fucking real.

You are no Dan, unless you empress, and rock a hat and t-shirt to the point I wear a only a skirt.

by Headondan69 September 9, 2019

Dan | ダン

cool dude who runs a cool discord server

my god Dan | ダン is so sexy.

by sofais10 May 28, 2018

Dan

plat-n-uh m, plat-nuh m

a heavy, grayish-white, highly malleable and ductile metallic element, resistant to most chemicals, practically unoxidizable except in the presence of bases, and fusible only at extremely high temperatures: used for making chemical and scientific apparatus, as a catalyst in the oxidation of ammonia to nitric acid, and in jewelry. Symbol: Pt; atomic weight: 195.09; atomic number: 78; specific gravity: 21.5 at 20°C.

a light, metallic gray with very slight bluish tinge when compared with silver.

Dan is plat lol

by CarryPotter April 27, 2018

dan the ufo

a big ufo that floats around the world. People are scared.

Moili "Hey Roina did you see that Ufo?"
Roina "It must be Dan The UFO"

by Cray cray ray fish June 5, 2018

Dan Holman

Fat piece of shit that thinks he is half black. Son of infamous Mr Peanut as seen in his nut ass head. Wears supreme to make him feel like he doesn't come from a broke asss home. Also raps lyrics he memorized last night. Bandwagon sports fan. Pussy that no one likes and person who thinks he can handle his alc but throws it away when no one is watching.

"Damn you know that pussy over there."
"Yeah he's a whole Dan Holman"
"I fucking hate Dan Holmans"
"Everyone hates them fat fucks"

by Lacrosse coach December 22, 2017

dirty dan in the cut

When a baseball players batting average is below a three digit number

Quitavious has been Dirty Dan in the cut all season.

by Quitavious Brown June 4, 2017