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Crap

More family friendly version of “s##t” and a substitute of the word “poo”
Guy 1: HOLY S##T

Guy 2: I prefer holy crap
by TIMMYGETOFFTHECOMPUTER August 24, 2021
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Crap

Crap is poop…..
Aw this piece of crap

the dog will crap on the floor if we don’t let her out
The dog will crap if we don’t let her out
Aw this stupid Piece of crap
by Handles6678919/: August 31, 2021
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ball crap

absurdity
babble
balderdash
baloney
poppy cock

namely-- in the Final Fantasy VIII speedrunning community
*World Map encounter happens* " FUCKIN' AYE, BALL CRAP" -awesomeWaves
by quetzecoatl June 23, 2021
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Not Give a Crap

1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.

2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.

Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
by Alligator King June 29, 2021
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No crap

1). An incorrect but rather absurd way of saying “no cap”.
2). Something some rude ass person with a bad attitude would say in lieu of saying “no duh”.
3). A state of being without any poop.
Random Zoomer guy: “fr fr this shit straight bussin’ no crap” *plays cringe mumble rap track they heard off TikTok*

Man: “Oh my goodness, Lisa, you’re shirt is a lovely shade of red.”
Lisa: “Oh my god, no crap! Obviously”

Random lady: “I am in a no crap state of being”
by Perhaps? August 19, 2022
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Crap

You: CRAP I LOST
Mom: don’t say that
You: ITS NOT A SWEAR GEEZ MOM
by Tordindamix October 27, 2022
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Crap

I believe it to be a tire engulfed in flames on the side of the road.
*Me and mother driving along road.*

*Mother looks out window*

Mother: Holy crap!

*I look out window to see a burning tire on the side of the road.*
by Big jimmyz October 31, 2022
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