Cooked

Good definition:
1. (verb) did/executed (action) very well
2. (verb) dominated (someone) in a contest/fight.

Bad definition:
1. (adj) In a hopeless situation
2. (adj) Nowhere near best condition
3. (verb) got dominated by (someone) in a contest/fight

Good: Did y'all see that clean win? Bro cooked!
Bad: Did bro just get trickshot?? Nawh he's cooked 💀💀💀

by washed up jobless bum April 4, 2025

Kevin Cooke

The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.

We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out

by Sonej oderfla April 1, 2021

Cooking sack

Being extremely high from either smoking weed or consuming a different form of a cannabis.

Damn.... That bong rip got me cooking sack. Like straight cookin.

by DolphDingler March 23, 2021

Cook

1. To excel or create success

2. To flame, make fun of

3. A situation which is unacceptable

1a. Let him cook
1b. I'm bout to cook up something nice

2. What are you wearing?! You will be cooked at school!

3a. Five-hundred dollars for school books?! Nah that's cook(ed)
3b. That girl is cook(ed), I'm not dating her.

by ObiJakobe April 28, 2023

Cooked cunt

A stingy little cunt usually always loves smoking others buds cause is always sick when it coke time to work

A cooked cunt is usually always named Ethan and like to think he’s a little sick cunt

Fucking hell Ethan your a little cooked cunt

by The thuth speaker June 14, 2022

Cooked

A way of saying fucked without cussing

Guy1: Dude, I got a 37% on this test and my parents want to see it!

Guy2: Oh man, bro you’re cooked

by Meme Lord1802 April 23, 2024

tasting someone's cooking

A euphemism used to describe consuming someone's ejaculate.

Hey Martha, where were you last night? Tasting someone's cooking? ;)

by englebert0749 June 28, 2022