A lovely blue furry who will munch on dam cookies. He is native to the Sesame Street and is commonly seen with big yellow cock and the red dictator. Commonly found saying “Umm-num-num” most likely to hide his depression.
Random Guy: “Why are you sad Cookie Monster?”
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”
*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it”
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*
The sweetest sexiest amazing girl ever generally is always the only person in the world that will teach a heartless person to fall in love w over and over and over again. He has always and will always love cookietoes.