Hank Crap

A Hank Crap is when a person spends a very long time on the toilet.

In Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader was on the toilet for almost a year in between seasons of the show.

"I had Taco Bell last night. I'm Probably gonna take a Hank Crap today"

by NickiH December 31, 2013

Crap Nap

When you die on the toilet and no ones ever gonna find the body

That mooch is taking a crap nap or something. No ones heard from her in months

by Wretchen July 23, 2017

Crap Nap

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.

Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

Crap noodles

When someone says or calls you a mean name and you don’t know what to say.

CRAP NOODLES that hurt!!!

by Ghost_person579 May 06, 2020

Crap Snook

Insult to use towards a person you think is pathetic and/or a loser

Hey crap snook, give me 5 bucks

by Megster3000X February 06, 2025

crapping diamonds

An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.

A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.

by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017

raft a crap

Raft a crap

A ship full load of lies being told.

I think your telling me a raft a crap in the story your telling.

by Bogwonron July 02, 2022