Clap Bear

A Koala. Named because Koalas are often erroneously known as Koala Bears, and the high rates of Chlamydia infection, known as "the clap" among wild Koala populations.

Aussie: Koala Chlamydia is a serious crisis!
Floridian: lol clap bears

by Florida_man_on_wild May 6, 2023

clapped

Fucking Ugly

Damn, that bitch is clapped

by thisonenigga November 26, 2023

Clap Cock

Originating at UC Berkeley, clap cock is when you jerk off so many times over the course of a 1-2 week period that you temporarily can not get or maintain an erection. The cure to clap cock is semen retention.

I knew in advance that my date wasn’t gonna put out so I said fuck it and gave myself clap cock.

by EdgingBigChungus2302 December 5, 2023

clapped

when you call someone dumb.

“oh my lord you’re so clapped bro.”

by crimsona110 December 11, 2022

Asstral Clapping

When your maiden is far away, waiting for you with her cheeks sticking out missing you and you astral project yourself to her clap her cheeks.

Guy1: "You say, you slept with your girl last night?"
Guyt2: "Yeah."
G2: "...how? She's a province away dude?"
G3: "I gave her an asstral clapping bro"

by Garlic0Bread December 26, 2022

Clapped

Clapped or tapped is a term used to describe an unattractive all around ugly person

Ewww why the hell would any like Ben Thea so clapped

by NIA4uong January 3, 2023

Claps back

A ridiculous statement uneducated millennials use instead of the correct term(s) . For example comeback , retaliates, responds etc.

Millennial claps back at criticism he's dumb

by Schoey100 January 7, 2023