Child of Jesus

A hoe who uses her loose following of religion to get out of sex.
Wanna go back to my place?”

Sorry I’m a child of Jesus”
by Yesyesyeysyeysys May 11, 2018
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Sweet Corn Child

"when unicorn and cow mate sky god turn purple with joy" -Eaglefoot and Falconbeak 2012
Hello Sweet Corn Child
by Sweet Corn Child December 10, 2012
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Only Child Syndrome

This is a sad disease that only affects only children with the rare case of divorce kids and siblings with a big age gap. This disease spreads in multiple different forms. Symptoms include being bratty, self centered, clingy, always searching for gratification, or being a total asshole. A poor child with this disease will only be effected by a few of these symptoms, never all of them.
Why is Jessica always so clingy? Yesterday I had to drag her while she clung onto my foot. She has major Only Child Syndrome.
by bri.l March 30, 2022
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Excessive disrespect child

When you incarnate to Earth in the late 80's in a 3rd Dimensional Human vessel (Philip Piquet Vargas) with no powers or abilities, but in your previous life you were all powerful with abilities and powers, very powerful with a huge army and well respected and honored by many as being named Ashtar Sheran. But as Philip the Satanists, Illuminati, Shadow Governments of Earth have been responsible for so much negative black energy coming out of you to feed evil astral Dimension type beings and you get Satanist ritualed by them all the time and just plain taken advantage of by people that are not mature God or Goddess like types and are excessive disrespect childs
Dude that guy had a very rough life because of them and there still excessive disrespect child's to him
by The Gods and Goddesses November 06, 2019
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Wild Child Nation

A state of being involving pushing one to his or her limits and going overboard. Letting ones hair down and getting buck wild in a social setting. Members often tags WCN in appropriate settings.
That guy took a shot of jack, threw up on his date, and punched the bouncer in the face. Talk about Wild Child Nation.
by Birdio April 27, 2012
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horny man child

Used when a guy is talking about nailing some chick and you want to say that they're a man whore but still be nice about it.
Guy: aw seriously man she is an angel in the daylight but a devil in bed
Girl: you horny man child! *winks and giggles*
by Barrel_ racer 202 February 15, 2015
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Petty Man Child

Petty Man Child is a man child. They are really useless, boring, stupid, unhelpful, annoying, and literally the dumbest person you will ever meet. I can use three words to describe them: Petty, Man, and Child. Here are some things he will do: Blocks their crushes and leaves them on delivered. Will call a 7-year-old a h*e because he is mad at you. Will call you a b***h. Ignores you 24/7. Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he is the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors of you.
Elijah is a Petty Man Child.
Petty Man Child is an idiot who should die.
by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021
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