muffin fucker (v): someone you offers to do something solid but ends up pussin out and being an overall bitch by not closing the deal
Teddy is a muffin fucker because he volunteered to DD us out to the lake but then decided to sleep there instead of driving home like a muffin fucking whore. he will also probably be a muffin fucker and eat all the muffins in the morning too
by Okonkwo12 May 9, 2011
Get the Muffin Fuckermug. A sexual deviant that often has sex with a freak that doesn't care where he sticks his dick as long as it is a hole (the stuchle). The stucle fucker, stuchle, and a third freak (often a 400 lb women or a tranny) will have three somes while the stuchle fucker is passed out or drunk.
stuchle: You want to take shots of Jim Beam and have sex with the coke dealing she-male downstairs?
guy: What do you think I am? A stuchle fucker?
guy: What do you think I am? A stuchle fucker?
by TheGoldenDancer February 15, 2010
Get the stuchle fuckermug. The result of a futile attempt to accomplish something only to leave things in a worse state than before you started.
Marcus thought he could fix his car himself, but now it's all fuckered up and his punk ass can't get to work.
by Mad Squabbs July 26, 2017
Get the Fuckered upmug. Man 1: that shit felt good on my dick when i was poopie fucking her.
Man 2: Ewwww
Man 1: what you aint a poopie fucker?
Man 2: Ewwww
Man 1: what you aint a poopie fucker?
by asschbi fuck you December 2, 2010
Get the Poopie fuckermug. A train fucker(a) is a mofo who messes shit up because it's fun for him sometimes. Usually funny if taken in a more cynical sense. Also an insult.
by cc7 September 17, 2013
Get the train fuckermug. a person who has sex with a guy and then has sex with his brother on a separate occasion anywhere from 1 hour to 1 week time span
i had sex with mark on tuesday and then i had sex with his brother johnny on thursday. i’m such a brother fucker
by iknowriight September 21, 2020
Get the brother fuckermug. Referring to an individual involved with building a high performance vehicle that is extremely more complex than any traditional ICE-driven vehicle. Comparable cars would include Doc's Delorean, Thomas the Tank Engine, and the Magic School Bus. While once viewed as an offensive term, the persons typically cast by this stereotype now embrace the term being used by other people, as long as they are battery fuckers too,...otherwise that's just racist.
by Not FSAEFH March 28, 2010
Get the Battery Fuckermug.