Bumps on a Log

It's that thing when one gay guy puts his testicles on another gay guys' penis. (From Saturday Night Live)

Gay guy: "hey you want to have relations?"
Other gay guy: "only if you do Bumps on a Log..."

by Blazed_Dorito April 12, 2019

Bump Cushion

A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.

Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of

dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I

made this morning.”

by SmallBoyJohnson October 12, 2019

Bump

Doing a line for cocaine

do you wanna take a bump with me right now

by IdoBumps October 5, 2016

Bump

At least as old as Black & White movies, a Bump is "A Little More" of something, typically intoxicating.

"Can I bump you up" = get you another cocktail, line of coke/ketamine, etc.

by KPryme June 15, 2018

keyboard bumping

To talk hot shit over yo phone/tablet/computer keyboard

Brianna: im deadass sick of Jasmine keyboard bumping

Angel: dead da shit, tell her to send the addy

by rarenigs June 4, 2019

Trump Bump

When you snort cocaine off an old man's diaper

I trump bumped my grandpa last night

by Trumodumpbumo March 11, 2025

Bump

the act of playing or listening to music and absorbing all the sounds intensely; music that is suitable for a teenage party

Alex was bumpin in his car with a new sound system.

Alfonso was caught bumpin at two AM by his parents being woken up by such loud noise.

by IB123 December 23, 2013