let me drive the boat

The basic, go-to Instagram caption for thirst trap lake trip photos, typically posted by white girls age 18-25, who should never be trusted to drive any motorized vehicle.

Brittneigh: What should I caption this slutty pic so people think I love the lake and not just attention?

Brynneleighy: “Let me drive the boat!”

by Crashlandon August 14, 2022

Don't float your own boat

Someone who gives themselves a compliment, often cocky.

Eric: "I am the best at hockey"
Ann: "Don't float your own boat"

by amkooks March 19, 2012

Landing the boat between two islands

titty fucking

Landing the boat between two islands; dick between boobs

by innocentgirl January 29, 2010

take the skin boat to tuna town

To have vaginal sex.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

indian landing boat club (ilbc)

ILBC is the best place ever! Everyone there is like family, so so close. It's a club on a river, a beautiful setting. theres a pool, basketball court, clubhouse, tennis courts, canoeing, floating dock, islands to swim to...clay mountain. Such the best place to spend your summer. Everyones always down there, we refer to it as our second home. WE LOVE ILBC! <33

indian landing boat club (ilbc) is my life!

name here: hey are you going to ILBC today?
other name here: duh its the best place ever

<3

by wachoochie September 14, 2006

giving the little man in the boat a nuggie

to perform cunnalingis on the clitoris hard and rapidly.

when i get home i,m gonna giving the little man in the boat a nuggie.

by metalmanchip October 12, 2008

boat scene from willy wonka

the scariest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

oh my god dude the boat scene from willy wonka is more terrifying than skydiving how did that make it into a kids movie

by modemcat September 20, 2022