Poop-blocked

Goes along with being cockblocked. Your girl is a night pooper. Poops before going to bed, therefore making the chance of having sex null and void.

"Ewww I just pooped, you're not going anywhere near any of that region" That is a total poop-block. You've been poop-blocked.

by Kokomo85 December 24, 2016

pee block

The inability to urinate in certain situations, also known as shy blatter syndrome.

"Man, I couldn't pee earlier.. The guy in the urinal next to me started making smalltalk about the weather and I totally got pee blocked..."

by Jimbo001 June 29, 2013

J Blocking

This is the art of being cock blocked by a guy when making advances on another guy. Usually they guys are two close friends and the one blocking you wants you for himself.

If I was making advances on this guy I was attracted to and a mutual friend came in and was J Blocking me.

by Mistress of Darkness March 6, 2010

Blocked by association

When you've been blocked by someone on Facebook in retribution for a mutual friend blocking the person who blocked you.

Remember how you blocked Kara yesterday because she kept blowing up your shit? Well, now, I've been blocked by association. Thanks a lot!

by I8ur3.14 March 22, 2019

Bell Block

Bell Block is a city in California also known as BellFlower California no one calls it bell block unless you’re closer forwards east Compton but it’s a city boring asf with fuck all but at least everyone knows each other.

“ I’m from that city in California by the bear liquor store”, “oh you’re from Bell Block”.

by WestCoastKing03 November 17, 2021

bro-block

When a chick cockblocks your bro from hanging out with you. Both guys must be heterosexual so it's not an actual "cockblock," unless both are homosexual, in which it is.

You: "Dude, lets go play frisbee!"
Bro: "Yeah, bro!
Chick: "Aw, baby come stay with me!"
Bro: "Alright, see ya later, dude."
You: "Aw, man, I just totally got bro-blocked!"

by JoshPatrickCody August 21, 2013

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a random set of bracket text used by SPAMTON G. SPAMTON #1 RATED SALESMAN 1997

you must want hyperlink blocked huh?

by Rxplanation February 16, 2023