Bat fastard

When somebody with dyslexia is fat

I’m a dirty bat fastard

by Rhys bond April 20, 2018

corking the bat

1. Popping a Cialis or Viagra before sex to get the competitive edge of a superhuman unconquerable shaft.

Friend 1- I heard you're gonna lay it down with that Sabina chick tonight, I heard she is insatiable...have you thought about corking the bat?
Friend 2- I don't know, isn't that cheating?
Friend 1- You think you and your dick are better than Barry Bonds?....you better cork that shit.

by Professor T. Bigglesworth November 17, 2020

Mini-bat

A junglist term for a spliff the size of a sausage =D

Lets go chong this mini-bat.

by eternalcrux December 12, 2003

Germano The Bat

Once Again, Mushroom Empire's OC, FICTONAL NOT REAL.

''Germano The Bat Isnt A Vampire''

by empire RoomMush JP September 6, 2023

Batting

When two people, typically baseball players shove a baseball bats in their anus while the other puts a baseball in their anus. They then proceed to pass gas aggressively causing the bat and ball to fling out, ball hitting the bat.

Quinn and Ian were batting together

by anonymous May 16, 2023

bat harem

A batman themed harem created by Manivannan to house his mistresses. Located in the boondocks of the Republic of Raub.

Mani took his clients for entertainment at his Bat Harem

by Batman & Alfred September 29, 2020

batting above her average

Look at her batting above her average. That Josh sure is cute and nicer then the other others shes dated. To date someone better.

Wow she sure is batting above her average. Josh is a heaps better pick compared to her previous boyfriends.

by Batting above her average December 12, 2022