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Bob LaBlah

The guy in the group that no one generally cares to hear the opinion of.
The social retard that enters a good conversation and fucks it up for everyone else.
Here comes Bob LaBlah, ready for the conversation to go to shit?
by Le Chud February 28, 2008
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Bob the builder

Bob the builder uses drugs so he thinks that construction vehicles are talking to him plus he wants to fuck Wendy but he has AIDS
Bob the builder: Wendy I have a large boner so can you grope my hard rope

Wendy:bob you retard I fucking hate your fucking shitty ass family and you sniff gas plus you watch Barney porn were the theme song is "I fuck you, you fuck me, we are all a gay family" and you want shrek to visit you so he can do you know what!
by The Gaylord down the street March 27, 2016
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English Bob

General name given to English ex pats living in South East Asia. They will often manage bars, restaurants or go go clubs and will spend their time sipping beer and telling anyone who will listen how large their penis is.
They will usually be a Manchester United fan because they love to be hated.
That guy was a right English Bob, he wouldnt stop talking about his penis.

Let's go to that bar that English Bob runs. We can cadge a few beers off him.
by Arthur Montford's Lovechild February 11, 2010
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Traveling Bob

Song on O Brother, Where Art Thou?
I once had a friend named Traveling Bob, he used to gamble, steal and rob.
by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006
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Jim-Bobbing

To masturbate with your wrists tied together, sometimes alternating between hands or using both at the same time. Named after Jim-Bob Duggar for tying his sons hands together as a masturbation punishment.
I have horrible rope burn from my Jim-Bobbing session last night, but you just can't beat that two handed vice-grip finish.
by Catdogwhisperer June 1, 2015
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boner bob

what we call bob when he has viagara and walks about with a boner.
boner bob walked into and old woman and satisfied her.
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Bob the tomato

A fictional, anthropomorphic tomato from the Christian children's cartoon "Veggie Tales"
Bob the Tomato is a pretty weird tomato!
by Tilderi April 8, 2015
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