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the devil's asshole

An adjective describing something either extremely hot (no, not hot as in hot attractive, hot as in hot temperature) like it came from the fiery depths of hell, having an ungodly stinking stench, or both.
It's as hot as the devil's asshole in here!
Jesus Christ, it stinks to all hell here, like I'm lying down on the devil's asshole after he just let rip!
by yqwertzx August 27, 2022
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asshole magnet.

A person who possible suffer trauma and before they can recover is vampired on by winged monkeys for the puppet master asshole who then sends his cousin and cousins of evil to victimize feed off a blessed person to make them w whore or take them in control. someone who is unable heal by means of evil to be hit on by assholese who are need of someone out of thier leuge and damage as means for said asshole to not fix themself and abuse others.. for means and ways.. shes a sad and unwilling asshole magnet now.
The guy at the place trying to get into someone else space and mind fuck them is a complet edick whip. that girls trauma has made her a complete asshole magnet all over again. she is an asshole magnet.
by assole magnet November 23, 2020
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Asshole Scraper

The occupation of scraping the crust from around a persons anus
My friend Austin is the best Asshole Scraper I know!
by 大きなペニス March 25, 2022
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Retractable Asshole

When someone tries to insult you, gets caught, then tries to play it off as if they were trying to laugh with you instead of at you.
Julie: "Hey, my pants just ripped, help me cover it please..."

Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"

Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"

Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."

Julie: "Nice, you want to play Retractable Asshole card. Cool Talent, bro."
by Graphitestreak October 5, 2021
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donkey asshole

Person 1: Should we penetrate that donkey asshole?
Person 2: no, we should rape it
Person 3: Will our kids be centaurs?
Person 2: yes
Everyone: Cheers with happiness and joy because the get to rape a donkey asshole
by Donkey fucker 69 March 4, 2022
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Flickering Asshole

A person who demonstrates inconsistent assholery.
He’s such a suck up to both teams. Flickering asshole.

Why do you have to be such a flickering asshole? When you want to fuck me up, at least do it right.
by c16a July 4, 2021
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Fluttering Asshole

Someone or something capable of making noise but nothing intelligible.
Did you see his latest tweet? Dude's a fluttering asshole!
by TrekinMad October 17, 2019
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