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Asshole Peanuts

Average to bad peanuts hawked at sports games.
“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”
by -Cantrip- June 11, 2018
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Poke-Asshole

A person who plays Pokémon Go, usually while driving, with absolutely no regard for the safety of those around them.
That Poke-Asshole nearly ran me over!
by DEthington July 16, 2016
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narcastic asshole

Being all about yourself, while at the same time being an asshole.
“ God Johnny, your such an asshole! Why does everything have to be about you?!?you narcastic asshole!”
by Zig zags April 23, 2018
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refreshing asshole

A refreshing asshole is generally a male. He is an asshole, he knows it, and quite simply doesn't give a shit. The refreshing asshole is not mean or cruel. He does not go out of his way to be mean. In fact he is generally a cool guy that lacks anything resembling a filter. It's a combination of zero filter, utter honesty, and complete disregard of any consequences. If you happen to come across a refreshing asshole you will find him to be a very funny and loyal friend. Assuming you are willing to have every single one of your shortcomings pointed out and ridiculed.
My buddy Joe, he is a refreshing asshole. I broke up with Jenn and the first thing out of his mouth was "Is she a squirter?"
by Budman911 October 27, 2017
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Asshole-in-one

When you strike an obnoxious golfer or disc golfer with a ball or disc, respectively.
I was playing a solo round or disc golf yesterday behind a group of six that wouldn’t let me play through, so I scored an asshole-in-one off the tee pad to voice my displeasure.

I didn’t realize I was being a drunk and obnoxious asshole on the links yesterday, until a guy on the card behind me teed up an asshole-in-one on me.
by Cpl Schmuckatelli July 22, 2020
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asshole effect

The tendency for meetings to go longer than necessary because participants feel the need to share their own opinions even though, typically, these opinions are not useful.

Origin: From "opinions are like assholes--everybody has one" and the asshole move of extending meetings longer than necessary.
1. "UGH we could have ended the meeting a half hour early but there was MAJOR asshole effect going on today!"

2. "This is a nice report on our fourth quarter earnings. However, in your pie chart you use magenta and I think that crimson would be more pleasing to the eyes."
"You know, John, when this is printed out through the second floor copier, the color is always slightly different than what appears on screen."
"Hmm, is that so? Has Richard looked at that lately? Have we been sending out reports with the wrong color of crimson this whole time?"
"I think mauve would be a nice color. It was used on the quarter 3 report. It also matches nicely with our company's logo."
"How about colorblind people? Will this be a problem when they read the report?"
"Hmm, Chad, can you get us some numbers on how many potentially colorblind people will be reading this?"
"Ooh, we might also want to do a cost-benefit analysis of toner costs."
<sigh...>
by trevacious February 4, 2016
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holiday asshole

N. A person who at a festive event, wedding, holiday, party, is is being an asshole, or just makes an ass out of themselves and ruins it for everybody.
The christmas party was awesome until Brad upper decked the bathroom and got us kicked out of the party, what a holiday asshole.

Somebody put xanax in the hunch-punch, what a holiday asshole.

He said he pulled out,what a holiday asshole.

I want to trade some of my .22 bullets for some .50 BMG, what a holiday asshole.

He dropped an X pill in the fishtank, what a holiday asshole.

That dock rat covered my shit in feta cheese, what a holiday asshole.
by Governor Captain Jack December 8, 2013
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