Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd , lol, it's lit!!

by Beatrix who wants the mug December 17, 2019

Patricking

Lying about your age to get with younger girls.

He told me he was 12, he was really patricking.

by Michael mondiello March 31, 2022

Patrick

name of a person that is of utter awesomeness. people of this name-race are superior to all others with no exception. it ist custom to kiss a patricks feet and give presents upon encounter

*person meets a patrick*
" oh wow i am honored to meet your holyness"

by paddisda00 December 4, 2017

Patrick

A person who has a dick the size of the empire state building. He penetrates so many people women get wet at the sight of him. He is such an athletic beast that he holds every single Olympic world record.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see Patrick Walking past?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think I just came
Guy 1: Same bro

by Shrekku78 June 9, 2021

Patrick Brooklyn

The reason that animals hibernate and why earth worms go underground to hide. Mr aura himself, fear itself and dread itself.

"Gee wilikers those hoodlums are almost as frightening as Patrick Brooklyn."

by ThreeHoodedHoodlums April 5, 2025

Patrick Drahi

A very famous French entrepreneur, or "shark". Also the 10th French fortune.
He is know to extremely honest and totally involved in the protection of the environment.

"It's hard to see the ice melting from my private jet" - Patrick Drahi in a conference

by Zarbizaure September 30, 2019

Little Patrick

The act of inserting your long-nailed pinky finger into another person's butt. It should be a surprise, but it still counts if it's not.

Jamie gave me the little patrick when I was walking up the hill. I was horribly startled.

by StewpacShakur March 8, 2011