jizz wagon

(noun) An insult that is usually used as a synonym for: retard, pussy, cunt, dipshit, really anything that you want. It's origin come from sperm dumpster, which is used to call a girl a slut. But jizz wagon can be used as anything. The wagon meaning you are full of jizz. Not having any relation to the idea of slutiness.

Guy A: Dude you suck at that
Guy B: Stfu u jizz wagon

Guy A: Wait so is today Monday?
Guy B: No its friday u fuckin jizz wagon

Guy A: I dont wanna fight you
Guy B: Why not, you jizz wagon.

by Yonce's lover April 02, 2014

Chin Jizz

The term given when one appears to have sperm on the lower region of their face; the chin.

"Woah man, that chick had SERIOUS chin jizz!"
"I know man, that guy must of EXPLODED!"

by Lozman July 30, 2006

jizz pizza

When a girl with bad acne gets a face full of cum

Dude I totally just made a jizz pizza out of her face

by Bluntsfordays November 26, 2015

Jizz Jam

The act of placing ones hand over an ejaculating penis forcing the ejaculate back in.

Damn, that bitch Jizz Jammed me last night!

by MenAgainstJizzJammers January 16, 2014

Poop Jizz

When sperm trickles out of someones ass it is poop jizz.

Justin Bieber's conception was due to poop jizz dribbling south.

by Archturious August 11, 2011

jizz goggles

Either prescription or sun glasses that blocks an eye full of ejaculate.

Check out those huge jizz goggles on that chick.

by khemeckal August 01, 2005

Jizz Muffin

The act of a man ejaculating into the batter of a muffin mix then pooping into the batter making the poop looking like chocolate chips then bake the muffin then ejaculating into the icing spreading onto the muffin. Then they present it to an unfavorable person or animal.

Well you can have one of my mammy's jizz muffins you son of a batch of cookies!

by jizzpiss maximus July 04, 2010