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K-69

When you’re fighting a dog whilst naked and the dog bites your genitals. At which time you spin the dog and bite its genitals in retaliation.
I was fighting a dog at camp last week and ended up in a K-69 until it gave up.
by beest June 3, 2024
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K-69

The action of flipping over and biting a dogs genitals whilst being naked and attacked by a dog that is active biting your genitals.
Did you hear about Connor? He had to resort to the K-69 because his dog attacked him in the shower with Brandon.
by Beef Sledge June 5, 2024
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St Charles 69

When a guy and girl are engaged in the 69 position with the girl on top. You count to 6 and Urinate on each other’s face at the same time trying to catch it in your mouth and holding it for 9 seconds.
Gerald choked on urine while he and his wife were engaged in a St Charles 69 which caused his wife to also choke on Gerald’s urine inadvertently causing her bite his penis.
by Raracheergirl June 20, 2024
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69

Hairy view for two can turn into a musty "SHU 🤧". Please be sweetie and clean your "pretty"... because that thick Ole pussy is waiting for slippy to smash her spotty so she can show u that sloopy toppy so U CAN SCREAM SEXI MAMI, so she can get pinned like a fucking champ because she just succeeded n sucked ur soul n your tounge got tired and now u gotta punish her pussy for being so good by making her cum everywhere n then hit it again cause she's a squirter n u feel like a god damn G..n, she wanna go for round 4... marry that bitch!
Man, she soul snatched me with her 69, imma introduce her to my family. That's wifey, made me pray for her pussy and God himself delivered 🙏
by Badpussy92 July 12, 2024
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A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...
A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...
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69 UwU RIZZLAH!!

OMG UR SUCH A 69 UwU RIZZLAH!!
by fctrgyhuxdg April 22, 2025
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69 carat

A form of gold that doesn't even fucking exist; it's just pure gold, the phrase is typically said by unfunny people who don't even know 24 carat is the purest form of gold.
Guy1: and how much carat is that gold?
Guy2: 69 carat.
Guy1: are you fucking stupid?
by seudoman May 20, 2025
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