Batman i Caught a little Pokemon

a way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon

Batman i Caught a little Pokemon it is my way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon
I caught a Lopunny
Oh No, Joker
Don't tell me
You already know, Batman
You know what i'm gonna do
TO THAT THING!
JOKER!
It's an animal, Joker!
You can't
BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
NO OH MY GOD! NO!
I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!

by Léonard October 28, 2023

I can flip it

Buying anything you want regardless of value under the basis you could probably sell if for more in the future;
Confidence in your hustler ambition.

Accountant: You really shouldn't buy that car right now.
Me: I can flip it

by Kaizousha October 28, 2023

“I fw gangs”

Usually a middle or high school boy who wears hoodies everyday with hats underneath and throws out gang symbols knowing damn well they would piss their pants if they ever saw an actual blood or crip.

“I fw gangs”
“jus say ur dick small”

by improbablybetter October 28, 2023

i use arch btw

the word "arch" in this sentence refers to a linux distribution called arch linux.
arch users are known to be very toxic, will make fun of people using other operating systems such as Windows by saying something like "imagine using windows lmao"

most arch linux users will spam "i use arch btw" on every corner of the internet to make people know that they are "cool", arch linux users LOVE open-source stuff, they drink open-source liquid for food.

hey i use arch btw
btw i use arch
im using arch btw

by jewwwkiller October 29, 2023

I will American you

When you forcefully make an individual drink the blood of an AR-15 while they are under the influence of many, many drugs.

British person walks past an American.
"Hey you!" Says the American, "I will American you. "
The American grabs his local AR-15 to go do the ritual.

by Byvargon October 30, 2023

I can draw anything

Describes a person that can draw anything,
example like kogito.

Kogito: "I can draw anything"
Person: "Kogito can draw anything"

by 02dcs October 31, 2023

i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room

person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023