Fresh out

When you’re out of something.

~Waylon

“Hey bro you got anymore beer?”
“Nah man I’m fresh out”

by Dubyou September 2, 2019

Keeping The Demons Out

The act of wearing a butt plug

“Dude why are you keeping the demons out?”
“cause it feels good”

by catsharks September 2, 2023

i wanna ask him out

I person that has feelings for someone, but will never tell that person.

I have a fat ass crush on this guy
“i wanna ask him out”

but he only likes white girls 😭

by Agirlwholikesaguythatlikeytgir April 25, 2022

In and out up and down

sex with extra steps

oh daddy i want you to fuck me in and out up and down so hard

by idklife_orsum June 15, 2021

Gnocch-out

The feeling after having eaten a lot of / too much Gnocchi.

"Hey Dad, can you drive me to school?"
"Sorry Son, I'm suffering from an acute Gnocch-out. Ask your mom."
"She's dead, dad."
"Oh."

by Fartasticus December 9, 2019

Fish out of water

A man inserts a fish hook into the tip of his penis while it is soft, he then proceeds to wiggle it around to attract his companion. After inserting his penis into their mouth, he becomes erect. He pulls out as hard and fast as he can hoping to hook through his partners lip. If the man successfully hooks, he yells "Fish on!"

Boy: "I just got a new set of hooks, I can't wait to try Fish out of water tonight"
Boy 2: "I hope you can catch some"

by NaFlirp September 21, 2021

Have it all worked out

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).

Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"

by <LeIgHthaL> May 28, 2023