zomga

An emphasized way of saying of omg. Often used to express sarcasm, or disbelief. Can also be considered part of the leet language and or culture.

Timmy: Zomga, Freddy I never knew that the sun was round.
Freddy: Yea, I never knew it either.

by Pear Bear June 27, 2006

zombie new year

The Zombie New Year is/would-be the date exactly one year after the Zombie Apocalypse began.
Alternately it would be the date from which Zombies finally conquered the world. Many dispute this, however, stating that it would be impossible unless zombification could be passed on a microbal level. Unless zombification could be passed as such, and infect all manner of life, then technically the Zombie forces could never truly conquer the world.

On the Zombie New Year, survivors strike out at as many zombies as they can.

by Kyvia June 11, 2006

zombie dick

When you're on something like cocaine or roxycodone and you're dick gets real hard but you can never cum.

Me: "Hey Dr. Dangus you rascal, listen to this. So I was doing some roxys last night and fucked this girl for like an hour, it took forever for me to cum, I had 'zombie dick' like crazy. Is that normal?"

Dr. Dangus: "I dunno, what do I look like to you? A fucking dick doctor?

by Col. Robert J "Clean" Mongoose October 21, 2010

Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus returns from dead on Easter and becomes Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus. He hunts for eggs and brains. His bite will turn you into a zombie but will also cleanse you of all sin.

It's Easter! Happy Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus Day!

by ETNSA May 14, 2011

zomboid

See: zomboids

Milton Keynes residents are zomboids

by AFCW April 24, 2004

zombie dick

when a man cums inside a woman and goes limp with in the vagina and after three seconds the dick will rise and smack the top of the womans vagina while she yells its alive!!!!!!!!

Ted did a zombie dick last night

by Casey ''bigMAC'' McGinnis January 8, 2009

zombie

in the game half-life, when a head crab takes over a corpse, the resulting alien is generally called a zombie, because of the whole "corpse being reanimated" thing.

be careful, there may be head crabs behind that door, or...SHIT! ZOMBIES!!!

by ninja9 June 16, 2007