You're the wart on my ass

A term meaning someone is super close to you. This may be negative or positive.

Person 1: You're clingy, almost as if you're the wart on my ass!
Person 2: nuh uh

by aggressivesprite August 12, 2023

shut up you're my shut up

A phrase for when someone you love won't shut up about fucking you.

Caleb kept saying how much he wanted to have sex with karter so carter said "shut up you're my shut up"

by Logthenerd October 2, 2022

you're sensational

When your (almost) girlfriend talks about what her awful mother said to her, is crying and is talking bad about herself, and you have to remind her that she's not loveless or deviant, but sensational.

''You're not loveless, you're not deviant, okay? You're sensational.''

by Choniisendgame July 16, 2018

You're little

Something you say to a friend or friends when you beat them in a game, roast them, etc. It’s a gloating move.

You're little

by Anonbsbsbsbs123 January 19, 2021

Slap You're Friends Day

Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap

em as hard as you can.

me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)

Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!

Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.

Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it

by Nina Simone November 21, 2021

That's not what you're doing though

If you were arriving at the conclusion that slavery is wrong then I would be getting paid for the work I'm doing here from which other people are profiting.

Hym "So that's not what you're doing though. I've heard the conclusions you draw... But none of that is happening. You believe healthcare is a right but an infection is eating away at my brain. Slavery is always wrong but I'm not being paid and someone else is. And it is somehow never your fault that your purported morality never comes to fruition. You are unironically doing the thing I said (under another name) about how you doing my morality somehow results in you getting what you want and me not getting what I want. Like you doing my morality generates a positive outcome for you and a negative outcome for me. Which logically extends to you saying 'Well I can do both' to which I respond 'Ok Airy Stoils, but that is just you actively doing the conception empathy I have already articulated which is that empathy extends from the self and only as far as other people act as a simulacrum or proxy of the self!' Which is just me being right about how empathy works again and is basically just situational selective morality because you can't ever be expected to be moral if it benefits the people who won't comport with yours."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

do it if you're bad

something you say to someone to egg them on to make them take a stupid, reckless or otherwise dangerous choice.

Horace: I'm thinking about shaving all my hair off.
Alistair: Do it if you're bad.

by penisshakes March 15, 2024