National Suck Dick Week

National suck dick week is October 21-27. During this week you have an excuse to get your dick sucked o whateva

Bro 1: Yo, it’s national suck dick week
Bro 2: Yeah man I have to suck your dick but no homo

by Bad Bitch Energy October 20, 2019

National free nut week

this holiday is on november 3rd to november 10

Happy National free nut week everybody!
why celebrate that when i have a free nut card?
listen here you little

by thewertyboi November 1, 2019

National Couples Week

From November 3rd to November 10th Is National Couples Week! Make sure you cuff them girls quick!

National Couples Week is coming up so get yourself a girl quick!

by Pseudo Cracker November 2, 2019

Hug your boyfriend week

Hug your boyfriend week is the last week of February! So the last 7 days of the month, you have to hug your boyfriend at least once each day for the entire week.

Hey! It’s hug your boyfriend week, so now you have to hug him at least once every day all week

by Cheesecakeismybsf February 21, 2020

Apple Picking Weekend

A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.

There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.

by Bill Simmons Spoiled Son October 13, 2020

National slap ass week

You may slap or GRAB anyone’s ass no percussions the week of November 2-6

Ya I got to slap her ass it’s national slap ass week

by The perv from Pakistan November 6, 2020

Brazilian No Furry Week

In Brazil, you cannot be a furry from the 23th to the 29th of november.

He can't be a furry this week, it's Brazilian No Furry Week.

by jajajajjajajajajajajjagasgdhth November 24, 2020