by unicornjowls May 15, 2011
by wildslutangel April 25, 2011
The animal mascot of the awkward moment.
When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature known as awkward turtle.
When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature known as awkward turtle.
Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle
by Ursula mit dem kalten Loch April 11, 2015
When you pull your scrotum up over your balls and part of your penis shaft - resembles a softshell turtle. Used to intimidate new people in male-dominated work places like the military, construction, red-neck organizations. Can also be used if sexual partner is into reptiles or body parts being manipulated into interesting shapes.
by Tail Razor August 21, 2017
by Prof.Turtle August 04, 2005
The act of a circular steaming bowel movement generally produced after years of being a young asian(ish) male on valentines day who live in manchester. Most of them are known to float and swim around leaving a trail of brown sticky substance and stench behind it.
Raymond : Hey Danny, I'm making a turtle burger right now.
Danny : Dude that's fucking disgusting I'm trying to eat!
Danny : Dude that's fucking disgusting I'm trying to eat!
by The Housemate February 16, 2011