green turtle

When you smash a turd(green in color) with the bottom of your shoe creating a stamped out green turtle made out of crap.

I was walking to the bus stop and accidentally stamped out a green turtle.

by stacksandsnacks February 20, 2015

Turtle Sweater

The result of pooping into a condom and proceeding to engage in intercourse.

Don and I had a wonderful round of coitus last night! His turtle sweater kept things moist!

by wildslutangel May 16, 2011

golden turtle

a giant poop that has also been peed upon in an alleyway

guy 1: ewww what is THAT

guy 2: that my friend is a golden turtle

guy 1: dude that is sick

by unicornjowls June 8, 2011

softshell turtle

When you pull your scrotum up over your balls and part of your penis shaft - resembles a softshell turtle. Used to intimidate new people in male-dominated work places like the military, construction, red-neck organizations. Can also be used if sexual partner is into reptiles or body parts being manipulated into interesting shapes.

Hey new guy, wanna see my softshell turtle?

by Tail Razor August 21, 2017

Curious Turtle

A term used to described the moment a turd pops his head out for a look, then slips back in to ones anus

I was sat on the bog thinking it was a normal pooh when the curious turtle came out to play to tease me.

by Dirty Golfing Legend May 18, 2014

Turtle Food

slang term for Marijuana

hey man, you got any turtle food?

by Rob Sampson June 29, 2009

Turtle soup

To hurry up, move your ass.

Turtle soup, make it snappy.

by Lacefyt April 20, 2017