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Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)

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AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes
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