When you smash a turd(green in color) with the bottom of your shoe creating a stamped out green turtle made out of crap.
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When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature known as awkward turtle.
When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature known as awkward turtle.
Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle
by Ursula mit dem kalten Loch April 11, 2015
Get the awkward turtle mug.When you pull your scrotum up over your balls and part of your penis shaft - resembles a softshell turtle. Used to intimidate new people in male-dominated work places like the military, construction, red-neck organizations. Can also be used if sexual partner is into reptiles or body parts being manipulated into interesting shapes.
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Get the softshell turtle mug.The Korean men had create the turtle ponchos. The turtle poncho was originally called the stone turtle. The stone turtles were shipped to places, and was soon referred as the turtle poncho.
Turtle ponchos were sold.
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by Prof.Turtle August 31, 2005
Get the Turtle head mug.Similar to Prarie Dogging but when you and several other people really got to shit and have to wait for the bathroom.
"Aww man yesterday we went to this mexican place and after we totally had a turtle party at John's house"
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