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Two trucks and a jimmy

What you load 16 people in and head to a live tv demo show.
Reporter: "how'd you all get here?"

Man answers: " Two trucks and a Jimmy"
by Msherwood91 July 19, 2017
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hand truck

A furious hand job done out of built up frustration towards said victim. Once this pinching grasp occurs, the devastating effects are inescapable. Frequent symptoms include: swelling, irritated skin, and in extreme cases tearing.
I'd hate to be that guys girlfriend. I hear when she's pmsing she gives some serious hand trucks.
by Hand truck man March 21, 2016
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Meat truck

HUGE man. Just absolutely honkin muscles and curves in all the right places. He will tower over u and throw u over his shoulder like it's nothing. He has more muscles and mass than you, your father, AND your father's father combined. He is what all body builders aspire to look like.
Jonathon joestar is a meat truck of a man, he is HUGE.
by Probably_cake January 2, 2023
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Fuck Truck

A person (guy) who probably has a tiny penis, has a truck, and drives like a fuckin asshole.
by tits-fuckin-mcgee April 19, 2018
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Suck Truck

1: Vacuum tanker truck
2: Vacuum excavation truck
We got some tree roots here, call the suck truck.
Septic is almost full call a suck truck
by Kid with assburgars August 18, 2024
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Prop truck

A truck that's not used for actual truck things. These trucks are typically bought by urban and suburban men to look cool and are subsequently impractically large with short beds. These trucks often serve as those men's daily drivers despite the heaviest load they will ever carry being groceries.
"Ugh! These prop truck drivers and their oversized back-sides don't know how to park. They're sticking out into the aisle."
by SomeCaliGirl July 15, 2025
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Big truck tires

1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size

2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women

3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence
Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”
by Thelongjogger February 25, 2019
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