goon blunting

when you’re a man completely hypnotized radiating in his penis, a goon blunting state can only be achieved while edging and smoking marijuana during backshots.

man, yesterday i was totally goon blunting all over this girl i hooked up with

by chinkoplinko March 28, 2024

Poon Goon

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.

Example 1

Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.

Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!

by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017

Crusty Goon

The aftermath of the goon sessions that particularly last for a long time. Usually applies to longer goon sessions.

My room was such a crusty goon this morning.

by J0LLY July 1, 2024

moon gooning

The act of cutting off a buffalo's head and covering yourself in it's blood while gooning under the moon.

I'm going moon gooning with the Natives tonight!

by 12ozmouse December 14, 2023

we used to goon at ts

we used to goon to this shit (years ago)

yo i used to watch spongebob
nigga we used to goon at ts

by goonername333 May 27, 2025

goon-maxxing

The act of gooning as much as possible to Skibidi Kai Cenat!!~ :blush: :blush:

I was just goon-maxxing to Skibidi Toilet and then Woody walked in and I came everywhere. It was such a mess... Especialyl when my mom thought it was glue and used it to repair her wedding ring.

by HaliPotter October 27, 2024

Goon

Ellie keeping

Ellie’s a goon

by Yooooxox May 8, 2019