swongle my dong

1. to jack off violently

2. to excite in a way that's almost erotic

1. "Dude I'm gonna swongle my dong so hard later my dick's gonna fall off."

2. "Holy crap that movie swongled my dong."

by DongSwongler April 14, 2021

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Bomble dong

Bro that guy was kinda acting bomble dong over there with his dog so we should hit him

by Kidneydong July 25, 2021

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A dick that looks like it would belong on donkey Kong, and/or a dick with erectile dysfunction

Jeff’s wife left him and took the kids because his Konkey Dong couldn’t satisfy her.

by tortureoftuvalu May 10, 2024

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a female who is extremely slutty and always looking for dick.

Joe: Wow! Casey is such a dong hound.

James: Yeah I know she's fucked the whole Walmart staff.

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When a male’s unit is not severely above average, but is preferred because it is still useful and actually less annoying to manage

I may not have the largest dong but it gets the job done with minimal hassle and is a quite efficient dong.

by Rock T June 20, 2025

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When his dick so heavenly

Dude Ronny has glory dong

by knobbyKnacker May 23, 2016

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whenever you youse your moms snot for lub in anul sex

by ethan eggity November 07, 2023

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