unicorn

A homosexual male who has never had sexual relations with a female.

I wasn't always a fag, back in the day, I had fun with the ladies, but Mario is a unicorn.

by monctonblaine November 18, 2007

Unicorn Blowjob

It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.

You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.

Me : “Hey you wanna give me a unicorn blowjob?”
Her : “Yeah sure, let’s both taste the rainbow”

by Dus71n March 8, 2023

Unicorning

The act of one dressing up as a unicorn while having either a suction cup dildo or a strap on dildo attached to their bald head while engaged in intercourse. This form of sexual entertainment is expressed as a dildo/unicorn shaped sexual accessory wearer dubbed the ‘unicorn’ uses their dildo on their head to sexual arouse and cause an orgasm reaction to their partner by repeatedly thrusting their body back and fourth.

“There was much unicorning at the party”

“Can’t wait to unicorn you”

by Megatron84 July 18, 2024

unicorn jizz

Another name for the more commonly known product Toothpaste

“I’m in the supermarket babe do we still need some Unicorn Jizz?”

“Could I borrow some of your Unicorn Jizz?”

“That Unicorn Jizz makes my teeth feel so good and my breath smell amazing!”

by anonymous January 4, 2023

Unicorn

A man with a large penis, erect as the horn of the mythic beast

I've seen his penis, he's a unicorn

by Malachy Malarkey October 8, 2019

Unicorn

something absolutely GROSS

person 1: 'i love unicorns'
person 2: 'hahahahhaha u suck!'

by e3uhufhuene July 1, 2019

Unicorn

A unicorn is a mythical creature that looks like a horse with a horn. Unicorns are usually a white with bright colors on their manes ears and tails. They're related to the other mythical creature the Pegasus which has wings and a horn. If you ever encounter (which you probably won't) be sure to keep it or at least take a few pics.

Being defined, I remember as a child listening listening to my mom read about unicorns and telling me about mystical unicorns I always found them so fascinating along with the mermaids Pegasus and all types of crap. unicorns are very rare and would be a beautiful to encountering if you ever do make sure to take some pictures and show social media or you can keep it to yourself in your own self pride this is very kid friendly and all you people who weren't making it kid-friendly get off Urban dictionary.

by Superintelligentperson1237 June 3, 2020