Lousiana Swamp Rat

a Lousiana Swamp Rat is when you put saran wrap on your face, someone shits on it, you wrap it up, poke a hole in the wrap, then eat a girl out through the shit wrap

Hey, Mike, did you give her a Lousiana Swamp Rat?

by crux__ March 14, 2022

swamp donkey

a word used for a very fugly woman very fugly

she is a real swamp donkey, how could you! what were your motives?

by halloran May 15, 2008

swamp horse

The most glorious of horses known to mankind. Can do anything but fly and is tough to catch in the wild. Makes John Wayne look like a pussy.

Dude you see that swamp horse!!!

Naw what horse?

Never mind he just flew off.

by Wakka flokka burr December 22, 2013

swamp ass

When you go swimming and you can't change out of your swimwear right away.

Aw man, I've got swamp ass.

by shanehole June 28, 2016

Swamp Donkey

Country boy's dirty, smelly automobile resembling a swamp creature.

Whoa that truck is a big ole swamp donkey dirt pit cess pool foul

by Mellyaura May 10, 2018

Bitch Swamp

when your girl leaves her period pads in vinegar for you to drink.

ayo yo PA you got that Bitch Swamp ready to kill dat dod?

by Lernit da Bitch Swamp maker November 16, 2020

Swamp bacon

Swamp bacon is a type of salt-cured meat. Swamp bacon is prepared from several different cuts of meat, typically from the belly or back cuts from rodents of unusual size. It is considered a delicacy by those unfortunate enough to reside in a swamp and have little to no access to proper bacon, and is generally considered superior to having no bacon at all.

Dude just ate a whole plate of swamp bacon, and now is having a nap.

by McGarric August 6, 2019