Stayed slapped

A reaction to being slapped. When one does not respond to the slap and simply stands there like a bitch.
Charles Oakley once slapped a player who owed him money. "How'd he react?" I asked him. Oak: "He stayed slapped."
by Dramaaaaaaaa February 09, 2017
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Poop Slap

In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.
"Ewwww Cody literally poop slapped Jessica, it's all over her new dress!"
by Steven Bakersfield October 20, 2019
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possum slap

when you hold a person's face, look into their eyes, and hit them. Then they look dead for a minute.
Your friend just dropped an f-bomb in front of your kid, and you possum slap them. you're normally sweet, and you were just violent in front of your kid, so they look dead for a few seconds from shock
by apseudonymnottakenyetalready December 06, 2009
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panocha slap

A panocha slap is when you take your phat ass Mexican pussy, grab your man's face and thrust that shit so he gets face deep in that panocha. 🍑👋🏽
That vato was talking too damn much so I panocha slapped his ass and busted a nut.
by Bigassedmexican March 06, 2016
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Glizzy Slap

When you and your homie and going to town on a woman and she grabs both your glizzy's at the same time and smacks them together causing the Glizzy Slap
"Me and my homie, were going to town on a girl last night. Was fun and games till she grabbed both our glizzy's and did the ol' faithful Glizzy Slap"
by BrodieJF May 11, 2021
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jargon slap

(v): to use highly technical language to conceal information or to highlight a person's lack of knowledge.
I just jargon slapped your friend because he dropped out of college.
by katie&morgan January 20, 2012
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pod slap

A forceful slap with the palm of one's hand aimed at a malfunctioning Ipod with the hopes of electronic resurrection. The slap can be landed either full frontal or laterally and should not be confused with a pimp slap or a banana slap.
When the groove killer at the Apple store told me that my Ipod needed a new hard drive, I pod slapped it and booyah, my music started flowin' and everything was groovetastic.
by 74ghia April 07, 2006
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