Shat Flap

What happens to your balls when you wipe back to front and get shit on your balls

I shit and wiped back to front and gave myself a Shat Flap

by No Neck, No Necking January 25, 2024

Chapati flaps

Another name for the Beef Curtains.

"Went down on our lass last night she wriggled so much with excitement she nearly slapped to death with her chapati flaps".

by Ddraig73 April 26, 2023

Meat flap roast beef deluxe sandwich

Some real good, juicy, wet pussy with long inner labias.

Jon: hey how was it going down on her man?

Leo: man it was like the dream Meat flap roast beef deluxe sandwich! So good!

by TheRealBootylicious December 2, 2023

Retford Flap

A Retford flap is one in which a minimum of 5 hours is taken for a flap to be raised. It is not restricted to a specific flap or area of the body. All flaps can be considered to be Retford if there are severe delays and cancellations that affect the smooth running of operations. Often a queue will be formed as a result.

Surgeon 1: “Bro, why is this flap taking you to so long to raise?”
Surgeon 2: “Don’t blame me bro, it’s a Retford flap - those lunatics from admin didn’t do their jobs properly.”

by Seratonin Bradykinin December 3, 2023

Flap

usually in a negative connotation: a canadian

Aboot wtf is that? Get that flap shit outa here.

by snargleflax December 4, 2023

flap that gum

What Mr.Pierson says when people are talking even more

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＼ ノ \
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＼＿ open your cheeks I have the answer. Mr.pierson FLAP THAT GUM OFF.

by Boothehand December 10, 2023

double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000

when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000

last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023