Mountain Beaver Marinade

When you drink a mouthful of Mt. Dew, swish it around inside your mouth, spit it back out in your girl's pussy and then fuck it.

My girlfriend's bedroom has had an ant problem ever since I gave her that Mountain Beaver Marinade last week.

by Lord Tachungus March 22, 2025

beaver tail

When the toilet seat cover from a public bathroom sticks to your sweaty ass, and the middle part hangs down like a tail and slaps the logs as you stand up.

I need to go home and change. I just took a shit and when I stood up, the beaver tail dripped brown water all over my pants.

by huckleberry_finsta July 25, 2023

Beaver

Godking444777

Godking444777 is a sneaky beaver

by Beaver vs Vampires August 28, 2022

Whistling beaver

Fanny fart or farting.

She done a massive whistling beaver whilst we were having dinner.

by Wood in beaver July 14, 2018

grizzly beaver

a miracle of taxidermy; way cooler than a jackalope, with sexy undertones.

i saw a badass grizzly beaver mounted at bass pro the other day...

by meganoshua December 24, 2010

heinous beaver

A bitchy ass woman.

That heinous beaver stirred the turd by stealing my boyfriend.

by Dolly Dill April 19, 2018

Canned beaver

A Canned Beaver is what you call a girl who have a new cock every week.

Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about Ashley?”
Person 2: “Don’t mess with her man she’s on of those Canned Beavers.”

by randomfemale01 April 27, 2021