there's my dad

If you see someone that is totally whacked out or weird you say to yer friend "Hey - there's my dad"
Variations can include "There's your dad", "There's your boyfriend"
(after seeing some dude pee on the street)
Hey man, there's my dad!!
by Supercote October 01, 2007
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Dad selfie

A photograph with 2 or more people using the front facing camera on a phone that resembles as if a dad has taken it with his son(s).
Kc: Hey Aidan you want to take a dad selfie to post on my instagram

Aidan: Sure but I have to be the dad you can be the son
(Picture taken)
by DAD SELFIE GANG February 03, 2017
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Ghost Dad

A derogatory term that applies to black people. Derived from the 1990 film "Ghost Dad" starring Bill Cosby. It can be used in place of more harsh and well known terms when speaking directly to a person of dark skin in order to instill a sense of confusion while, if spoken with correct emphasis and dictation, still cause feelings of anger and offense. It is also important to note that it should be used in dialogue with respectable black men who have jobs or wear suits, not the "Gangsta Thug" type.
Hey Ghost Dad! Get me a beer!

Look Ghost Dad, I dont have exact change, now DRIVE THE BUS!

Alright Ghost Dad I've had enough. Let me speak to the manager!
by Brian........... July 24, 2006
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DAD BOT

A GAY BOT THAT THINKS HES GOOD SO BAN HIM FROM EVERY DISCORD SERVER
SHOULDNT DAD BOT GET BANNED
by Lizard_is_good October 09, 2020
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dad rock

Music that Boomers would listen to and/or write themselves. Picturing a 35-50 year old dance to these tracks puts your stomach in a knot. Inherently uncool. However, some very good bands today write embarrasing Dad Rock tracks.

They also tend to have long titles.
U2 - Stuck In A Moment..., Sometimes You Can't Make It..., Coldplay - God Put A Smile..., A Rush Of Blood, Oasis - Little By Little, Where Did It All Go Wrong?
by Cath H May 15, 2005
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Deadbeat Dad

A term used for someone who sleeps refuses to take responsibility for his ex's poor life choices. If put in the mom's position, a "Deadbeat Dad" would take responsibility and make the sensible choice of having an abortion rather than having a baby with someone that wants nothing to do with the baby and using morality as an excuse.
Joey doesn't want the baby but Jesus says I can't get an abortion. What a deadbeat dad!

I could have used birth control or the morning after pill, but I like not thinking so instead I allowed myself to get pregnant with my son, chose not to have an abortion and it's all his deadbeat dad's fault!
by johnnyrocket92 April 19, 2019
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dubstep dad

1. A male who is extermely talented at oral sex on females.
1. Ross to Steve: Yeah I'll admit it, I try to be a dubstep dad on my wife's privates.
by unmerica January 09, 2013
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