Santos and Son's

a landscaping company that mows lawns. It's also good roast material to use against anyone named David Santos
Mr Gooddiss: fucking seana's buns, I'm done, Santos and Son's, shooting from a gun.

Mr Gooddiss: Santos and Son's landscaping, little girls you be raping, lice on head so you be scraping
by Inspector CG June 20, 2018
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hay son

Similar to the "gay son, thot daughter" discourse, hay son is the counterpart of thought daughter.
The hay son wears overalls, rides a tractor, has a stem of wheat in his mouth, his favorite book is The Farmer's Almanac and his favorite movie is Charlotte's Web.
credits to @the.soundgeist and @joan.of.arca on instagram
who's gonna be the hay son to my thought daughter?

I love working the weekends at my local farm, I'm such a hay son
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ja-son

Synonym for "On Ja" or "on gawd", ja-son is a word that can be used to express agreement.
"Yo that's crazy dude"
"on ja-son morant dude"
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oof son

Oof son is a term used by some pricks from my math classroom everytime someone gets busted smoking weed in the classroom.
by My ni🅱🅱a December 08, 2017
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Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
by Sixcircles November 16, 2024
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son of a wank stain

Gleek9irl is a son of a wank stain
by MentalBatmanFTW April 16, 2014
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