smagettied

To get hammered drunk, Plastered out of the ass, Retardedly retarded.

Brandon: Dude what you do last night?
Kevin: Went to the bar and got smagettied as fuck.

by Blaze B March 19, 2009

Smareth

A present produced to friends and loved ones, by someone of great importance within a group or gang. A sign of loyality if a gift given to a gang/group member is refered to as a "Smareth".

I received a Smareth from our main guy yesterday, which was a great honour.

by GayleFace March 19, 2009

smackin toboggan

To masturbate or beat off so furiously that it is audible a room away

Dude I got in trouble bcz my mom caught me "smackin toboggan" last night

by furious masterbater April 15, 2009

smackledorped

a phrase meaning fooled or double-crossed. made famous by by spongebob squarepants in the episode "nasty patty".

mr krabs: we've been dooped!
spongebob: dooped!
mr krabs: we've been bamboozled!
spongebob: we've been smackledorped!
mr krabs: that's not even a word and i agree with ya!

by eucalyptica April 16, 2009

smackbook

Facebook, the most addictive website in the world. Also 'crackbook.' In some circumstances, smackbook may be more appropriate to say than crackbook.

Yesterday I spent 14 hours on smackbook, which now rivals only my heroine addiction in competition for my free time.

"Hey man, I saw your girlfriend dumped you on crackbook! You are one pathetic loser!"
"Seriously, I am so done with this smackbook."

by The Anarchist in the Library April 30, 2009

smachel

the love between a molly and a rachel.
not lesbo though.
smachel

molly loving rachie
rachie loving molly
smachel

by smachiieee :) September 29, 2009

Smaphrology

The study of teenage drinking patterns and mating rituals. Centrally focused on late night parties and philosophical discussions regarding racial stereotypes and flatulence.

Brianna got a bachelor's degree in Smaphrology before marrying Charlie.

by StrangerDanger4Life January 31, 2010