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Dolly-Rogers Exchange

A Dolly-Rogers Exchange is a hypothetical choice involving the exchange of one highly valued item for another that one is unwilling to make. The name comes from the hypothetical sacrifice of Dolly Parton in order to raise Fred Rogers from the grave.
Rob: "Would you kill Dolly Parton to raise Mr. Rogers from the dead?"
Al: "No way would I take the Dolly-Rogers Exchange."
by DrBruz June 7, 2024
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Jolly Roger

When when you pull out your dick, and let someone snort powder off of it, and then you hit her person in the face.
I got a Jolly Roger but he got a black eye.
by anonymous June 7, 2024
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Christopher Rogers

There are probably thousands of Christopher Rogers. They are all probably from the United States too. I don’t know but the last name Rogers seems like a very typical American last name. Anyways… A Chris rogers is a bit of a fucken retard at times. He is almost always squeezing in little sarcastic jokes into conversations where ever he can and the majority of them relate to his little shlong. A Christopher Rogers is one of those people that confuses you at times and ends up confusing himself too. He can’t fucking type for shit but the sound of his voice makes up for it anyways. Just like any Chris a Chris Rogers can carry a conversation for well over an hour and can tell a story in so much detail when you think about it, it feels like it is one of your own memories. A Christopher Rogers doesn’t like to lie or doesn’t like spiders. He likes Brussels sprouts with butter and music that is too fast. He for some reason calls a Ute a “truck” and wears shoes in the house. A Christopher Rogers will have a happy ending no matter how bad he thinks his luck is. He will be satisfied with what he has got in the end and the struggles he faced will have been worth it in the end. I know a Christopher Rogers and I love mine.
Person A: “Have you ever met a Chris?”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”
by _Nevermind June 27, 2024
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Perc Rodgers

Another name for the Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers. Coming from the conspiracy that was proven true that he played a full NFL game on Percocet 30. He said something about managing pain but that was complete bullshit. 20-0 against the BEARS at half and this nigga turned into Perc Rodgers and won the fucking game.
DID YOU JUST SEE THE PERC RODGERS COMEBACK WIN????
by spencer g 1232 December 4, 2024
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Aaron Rodgers 2024

Washed.
A decent defense with a solid wide receiver core including Devante Admas and Garrett Wilson. Along with future star Braelon Allen at running back and he still manages to make the jets look like a D2 college football program. Not to mention, he convinced the team to fire half of the coaching staff.
by spencer g 1232 December 4, 2024
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Mr rodgers

worlds baldest teacher of all time. he can normally be found hanging out with his slave named "d1slave" who always dose his bidding.
look at mr rodgers over there talking to his slave
by d1slave December 20, 2024
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Cuban Roger

The act of insterting an entire pumpkin, upside down so the stem remains exposed. Upon removal it must be removed the same as a buttplug
Hey Bill, you should use that pumpkin for a Cuban Roger!
by CoalCrafters February 20, 2026
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