Puppy

An offensive word used by Baby Boomers to describe a young person. However this term has been notorious among Millennials and Gen Z'ers for being annoying and generic.

Anonymous 1: Ok my puppy, time for school
Random 18-year-old: That is the most annoying, generic, and offensive thing since racism. I'm getting President Biden to ban this word on Boomers
Anonymous 1: Stap calling that word offensive!

by Vocabmaar May 18, 2023

Puppy Dog Etiquette

Social obligation to notify others when a good boy is in the near vicinity

Yo look at this good boy :)
Woah, dude! why didn't you tell me you saw a dog recently?

Was I supposed to?
Yeah bro, dont you know about the Puppy Dog Etiquette?
The What?
THE PDE, Puppy Dog Etiquette!

by VollDasBrainEyy March 14, 2019

Puppy Love

Basic and or limited skills one brings to their bedroom sex game. The inability to adequately satisfy your partner sexually in the bedroom. Only performing one basic sex position in the bedroom. While refusing to expand their sexual repertoire believing their sex game is tight as it is.

Amaya: I learned a new sex term from my professor during my human sexuality class today.

Amia: What term did you learn?

Amaya: Puppy love and I immediately thought about my ex-boyfriend.

Amia: Yeah, I remember you telling me about his skill or lack of in the bedroom. Puppy love wow.

by Starving Artist246 April 15, 2025

Puppy troubler

Someone with over zealous attempts to do good and help other people. Normally quite simple and slightly vacant with few friends. Often found working for hospital radio or animal charities.

Rob means well, but to be honest he is a bit of a puppy troubler.

by TheHRD November 17, 2010

Puppy Playland

AKA "Meltal Playland" (termed after the dumbass bosse's spelling error) Gnarliest place to work in the world. A typical day consists of waking up early to clean up more soft serve shits than there are dogs. Jim, the boss, is a dumbass who can't spell, and who ends every sentence with the word "Ummmm....." It smells like shit, looks like shit, and tastes like shit. Ninja employees sometimes scale the wall to retrieve lost balls.

My date cancelled dinner with me because I smelled like shit after a nine hour shift at Puppy Playland.

by Shitcleaner December 24, 2007

promotion puppy

a person whose sole desire in life is to climb the ranks

Gregory was a promotion puppy, and wouldn't stop until he was CEO.

by Anonymous tormentor April 4, 2023

puppy-dependant

When dog parents experience loneliness and depression due to the temporary absence if their canine fur-babies.

Sarah notices how much room there is in the hotel bed and becomes sad, wishing to be home with her dogs. Sarah is puppy-dependant.

by Schmoe_Joe June 9, 2016