I like going dancing with my family, but my cousin has puppy-syndrome.
I used to like watching movies alone, but my new girlfriend has puppy-syndrome.
I used to like watching movies alone, but my new girlfriend has puppy-syndrome.
by I_caveman August 21, 2019

A euphemism for masturbation.
Guy 1 "Hey man, you were real distant last night, what were you doing"
Guy 2 "Nah I was just Peeling the Puppy last night. You know how it is."
Guy 1 "...ah"
Guy 2 "Nah I was just Peeling the Puppy last night. You know how it is."
Guy 1 "...ah"
by MiniGram October 7, 2025

hot. smash.
Jawless puppies are a fictional or imaginary concept, as there are no known animal species called a "jawless puppy." On the other hand, cows with no legs do not exist in reality as well, as all cows have legs.
in summary, a Jawless puppy is a cow with no legs
Jawless puppies are a fictional or imaginary concept, as there are no known animal species called a "jawless puppy." On the other hand, cows with no legs do not exist in reality as well, as all cows have legs.
in summary, a Jawless puppy is a cow with no legs
Steven: "Wow is that a cow with no legs?"
Daquavoious: "what the frickers man no... that's a Jawless Puppy"
Daquavoious: "what the frickers man no... that's a Jawless Puppy"
by Deadhooker. April 15, 2023

by St. Chode January 7, 2025

OMFG MY BF NAIT FLUFFY PUPPY BENSON HAS A MASSIVE AND MAGICAL COCK HE IS THE GREATEST LOVER
if you date a Nait Benson your lucky asf
if you date a Nait Benson your lucky asf
by BIG TUCH March 3, 2021

A euphemism for any online discussion which seemed relevant and important at the time, but has now become buried in the noise of other discussions and is now mostly forgotten.
"Did we ever decide which format to go with for those new TPS reports?" "Not really, I think that got eclipsed by the cute puppy photo."
by tertbel July 18, 2019

A person under the age of 18 that wears as little clothes as possible, behaves erratically around strangers and posts risky social media photos. Usually you will find someone like this in a mall, gym or school. Most puppy sluts seem to seek sexual attention.
I’m sick and tired of seeing these puppy sluts acting like it’s normal to be a skank when you get older.
by Vivortnite March 23, 2021
