potato eyes

small, beady, dark, close-set, soulless eyes on an person of unfortunate appearance that evoke frustration and fear.

Hey, potato eyes! Stay the eff away from my kid!

by RoxaDoo November 6, 2011

potatolly

A word which defines a potato-like object.

Alternatively, this word is a synonym for 'totally'.

Don't you just love this chips?..

Potatolly!

by suede2688 September 10, 2008

Potatosack

a slang term for condom. generally used in a group when one is talking about using one to a friend or needs one from a friend but does not want a person or persons in the group to know what he is talking about.

Rudy: bro i need a potatosack, i might FINALLY get some this weekend and i need to be prepared, you feel me?

Javy: dude for weezy? id help you out, you know that, but ive only got one left...sorry...

Rudy: whatever, i'll just drop by the drugstore or somethin tomorrow. peace

by Yung Funy June 21, 2008

Potato Chip Book

A novel usually shorter than 500 pages, usually has a fast paced story that evolves over several books. Lots of action and cheap thrils. Called a potato chip book because it is not exactly going to broaden your horizens intellectually, but like that first chip, you want another and another

1: i really loved out of the ashes!
2: stop reading potato chip books its unhealthy!

by Ice Wolf 2800 October 27, 2009

potato heading

Hiding narcotics or other objects in one's butt. This comes from the Toy Story movies in which Mr. Potato Head stores objects in his rear compartment.

At the airport the dealer was potato heading in order to keep his drugs safe from the security.

by Jarvis Tisdale July 20, 2010

Potato Quest

Where a group of individuals come together on a search for potatoes. The event must begin at exactly 5:00 AM and must end sometime before noon.
For it to be a successful potato quest, at least 7 potatoes must be obtained. (one for each of the 7)
Shoes are not recommended.

Person 1) Let's go on a POTATO QUEST!
Person 2) Ya!!!
Person 3) ... But it's not 5:00 yet...
Person 2) At 5:00 we shall begin the potatoing...

by Quzzar August 27, 2014

potato

The ultimate gift you send your friends and loved ones @ www.personalpotato.com to ensure they know how much you mean to them.

Johnny sent me this beautiful potato with "happy anniversary" written on it from www.personalpotato.com he's the best husband ever!

by Potatofan November 6, 2015