Pre-heating the bathroom

Farting as you enter the bathroom to set the tone for the destruction about to unfold.

Brandon: *washing hands in office restroom* Hey Bill, how’s it going? Oh man, that is pungent!
Bill: Yep, just pre-heating the bathroom buddy. You may want to clear out before the magic happens.

by Hellbringer480v June 28, 2018

pre-Kegels

Da assorted seductive hips-swaying and crotch-undulating maneuvers dat a hot chick performed in front of a lustful stud who consequently engaged in one or more of da bare-genitaled bouncy-bouncy sessions wif said luscious looker which resulted in her now-upcoming "first celebration of Mother's Day", and which also presently necessitates her partaking of assorted abdominal-flexing exercises for better prenatal health.

In da infamous "four spaghettis" joke (i.e., "two with sausage and meatballs, and two without"), said "liberally-fertile-and-fertilized" chick must have had to do a whole PASSEL of pre-Kegels during da following months!

by QuacksO November 5, 2024

PRE-DENIED

“Dear Applicant/Non-Applicant:
You have been PRE-DENIED for our Visa/Mastercard Credit Services.”

“Dear Applicant/Non-Applicant:
You have been PRE-DENIED for our Visa/Mastercard Credit Services.”

by anonymous November 23, 2022

Pre-mature E-flopulation

When playing Texas Hold-em, the dealer turns over the flop before everyone has bet.

Dude, I have not bet yet. That was such a pre-mature E-flopulation.

by TX-BWC August 19, 2010

Pre-hem

The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.

Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...

by Hokken January 22, 2024

Pre-suade

Talking to someone in private before a decision meeting is taking place in order to persuade said person to take your side.

Co-Worker: I don't know if we can convince management that this is the right choice
You: Don't worry, I pre-suaded Tom, he has our back.

by IGN_Whyt April 1, 2022

Pre-Sequel

The incorrect term used for 'Prequel', often used by people named Jordana. Again, whilst this term may be classified as rare, it is still wrong as determined by the government of North Rothbury

In my 22 years of living, I have never heard the words 'Pre-Sequel' together and now that I have, I am repulsed.

by pink_sandisk October 5, 2023