Presley

Presley is the smartest, kindest, most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She usually has deep blue eyes that always show what she is feeling. She is the most beautiful girl you will ever find. She takes care of her appearance and refuses to leave the house unless she looks nice. She cares highly as to what others think of her and she tries to get everyone to like her. All the boys fall for her, or at least think she is hot. She is an amazing girlfriend who will love and care about you. But she will only love once, so dont break her heart. She treats others with kindness and respect. But dont let that fool you. If you fuck with her dont expect another chance. She is very defensive of herself and if you treat her wrong it pisses her off, and you dont want to see that.

Oh my God, is that Presley? She looks so beautiful.

by ayyyitzpres March 9, 2019

Preston

Preston. Preston is that guy, who would go to online to look at minecraft skins, and vigorously jack off to them.

Stop doing a Preston.

by urban definitions 78243 January 2, 2021

President Teflon Don

(person) - After 2 separate impeachment trial acquittal Donald Trump became the proud owner of this title. Nothing and no one can or ever will stick to Donald Trump, hence the association with Teflon. Accusations simply slide off him like the very loose Stormy Daniels.

You think Donald Trump is scared for his 2nd impeachment?

Nah bra, President Teflon Don dont have a worry in the world yo.

by $lapaho February 14, 2021

Presidio Middle School

Best public middle school in San Francisco, full of the coolest fuckers you'll ever meet. The coolest people are the 7th grader with the hair, that teacher that says things and of course that guy that talks. Also has a fucking awesome yard.

"I went to Presidio Middle School as a kid."
"Ohh, that explains a lot.."

by Yetch_ January 18, 2022

snail press

When a male forcefully pushes his genitalia onto a wet window, in full view of others.

by bribri October 26, 2003

Bearomatic Pressure

When too many bears are in the atmOsphere, causing interruptions to daily life.

Known Remedies: Placing tuna outside overnight. The bears will come down from the atmOsphere in search of the tuna.

Person A: "I have a really bad headache"
Person B: "No, the bearomatic pressure is just too high. Try leaving some tuna on your porch tonight"

by meggerz08 July 29, 2009

First Presenter's Advantage

The supposed grading advantage of a student that has been scheduled or volunteered to present an oral presentation first (i.e. before anyone else). This comes from the assumption that as the teacher critiques each report, he/she grades the later ones with increasing scrutiny until the last student is doomed to a mediocre grade if the report is any less than perfect (this student has the Last Presenter's Disadvantage).

Jack: "Dude, how did Gracie get a better grade than me? Her voice was like a dying cow and she completely left out Lincoln's involvement in the Civil War."

Danny: "She had the First Presenter's Advantage, man. Plus, yours kind of sucked anyway."

by Paylardo November 21, 2009