Poo Horn

The erection received from additional pressure from squeezing excretion

After I clean my ass Im always left with a Poo Horn

by 6dia6hal6 June 30, 2011

poo-mergency

poo·mer·gen·cy

n. pl. poo·mer·gen·cies

* A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate bathroom action.
* A condition of urgent need for bathroom action or assistance
* In plain english, when you have to drop the deuce so bad that you have to stop what you are doing to find the nearest bathroom…immediately

While shopping in Barcelona, Vanessa experienced such a severe poo-mergency that she dropped the shirt she was about to buy and immediately ran out of the store and down the street clenching her cheeks(with her hands) without leaving time to explain to anyone where she was going.

by lindsey greer September 25, 2006

poo pants

Someone who has pooed his or her pants. Can be identified by a familiar stinkiness and an awkward guilty expression.

"Ew you stink. You're a poo pants!"

by Cartoonist June 05, 2012

Poo Slinger

Term used to call homosexual males, those who tap da ass n sling poo. They often also are easy to spot in public...never shake hands w a known poo slinger...for obvious reasons.

Most male dancers are Poo Slingers.

by RainmanRob May 12, 2010

wees and poos

The Hawthorn AFL Football Club - because of their yellow (wee) and brown (poo) stripes

The Blues sure gave the wees and poos a good thumping last week

by T--Mac August 15, 2014

poo and wee

When you need the toilet and you do both.. at the same time!

Another definition is a random phrase circulating my school- "Poo and wee- willy and bum"

I need the toilet real bad! I need to go poo and wee.

by damnitktmann November 12, 2006

meanie poo

What little kids call us when we're not nice to them

Donald Trump is such a meanie poo!

by frabrizio August 04, 2017