Poo Slinger

Term used to call homosexual males, those who tap da ass n sling poo. They often also are easy to spot in public...never shake hands w a known poo slinger...for obvious reasons.

Most male dancers are Poo Slingers.

by RainmanRob May 11, 2010

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Poo Crisp

A peice of poo that is delightfully crispy.

"Hey Tom!, come look at this poo crisp that's stuck in my ass hair!", "Woah Brian, that sure is crispy!"

by Ricky Denim December 21, 2008

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poo punch

This is when one shits on their fist,then proceeds to rock the jaw of the unsuspecting civilian on the street.

"Martin was taking a gentle stroll through the park and a homeless man appeared from a bush and savagely poo punched Martin... he never recovered."

by Dr Fatbags March 29, 2015

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After intensive sport one is rewarded with a excellent poo of ideal consistency. Often the movement leaves with a "clean getaway" (see definition for clean getaway) - essentially very little wiping required.

(Speaking after a day of intensive sport; swimming, cycling, running etc..) "Man I feel good - just had the most amazing Sports Poo! - nice big one with a clean getaway and everything.

by the poo meister January 2, 2014

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wees and poos

The Hawthorn AFL Football Club - because of their yellow (wee) and brown (poo) stripes

The Blues sure gave the wees and poos a good thumping last week

by T--Mac August 14, 2014

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poo and wee

When you need the toilet and you do both.. at the same time!

Another definition is a random phrase circulating my school- "Poo and wee- willy and bum"

I need the toilet real bad! I need to go poo and wee.

by damnitktmann November 12, 2006

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