ERINPLACE PHONE VOICE ER-in-pleys-FOHN-vois, noun, verb
noun
1. the sound or sounds uttered through the mouth of living creature Erin Place, speaking into a telephone at decibel levels beyond normal human speech (somewhat unbeknownst to the speaker) exceeding the tolerance of the freakishly sensitive hearing of her boss, Sarah.
2. The faculty or power of uttering such sounds by any other living creature in the absence of Erin Place.
Verb
1. the act of using such a shouting voice that can only be translated in writing by using all caps.
noun
1. the sound or sounds uttered through the mouth of living creature Erin Place, speaking into a telephone at decibel levels beyond normal human speech (somewhat unbeknownst to the speaker) exceeding the tolerance of the freakishly sensitive hearing of her boss, Sarah.
2. The faculty or power of uttering such sounds by any other living creature in the absence of Erin Place.
Verb
1. the act of using such a shouting voice that can only be translated in writing by using all caps.
noun
USING THE ERINPLACE PHONE VOICE IS HELPFUL WHEN TALKING TO OLD PEOPLE OR TAILORS.
verb
HE IS DEAF NOW BECAUSE I JUST ERINPLACE PHONE VOICED HIM.
USING THE ERINPLACE PHONE VOICE IS HELPFUL WHEN TALKING TO OLD PEOPLE OR TAILORS.
verb
HE IS DEAF NOW BECAUSE I JUST ERINPLACE PHONE VOICED HIM.
by rereb September 08, 2012
A woman with kids who decides not to work, so that she can spend more quality time with her cell phone. Often spotted at Costco, pushing strollers, and supervising playground visits while yakking to other S-A-P moms on her phone.
Wow, look at that Stay-At-Phone mom over there by the swingset! I bet her kids are crying because she's too busy talking to her best friend and won't push them.
by FranklinGirl September 19, 2009
A modern variation on the spin the bottle game. It's usually played with a group of men and women, perhaps in addition to or after drinking, that involves spinning a cell phone in turn, and the person who the top of the cell phone (works best with phones with an antenna) stops spinning on must kiss the person who spun it. NGK (No Guy Kissing) rules should be applied at all times. If the cell phone happens to stop on a guy when a guy spun it, the girl nearest to the stopped cell phone must kiss the guy who spun it. Rules against girl-on-girl kissing are unheard of and against nature.
by jonlindg November 20, 2005
Its when a couple that is too far away yo actually kiss make smooching noises on the phone with each other
Girl hey I miss u
Boy. Miss you too
Girl I really want a kiss
Boy me too why don't we start kissing through the phone
Girl sure
*smooches smooches *
Boy feel better?
Girl I guess
Boy. Miss you too
Girl I really want a kiss
Boy me too why don't we start kissing through the phone
Girl sure
*smooches smooches *
Boy feel better?
Girl I guess
by darthvaderprincess March 12, 2014
by Brick Sprickley January 17, 2009
The process of holding a three way phone conversation, whilst partaking in a full on masturbation session. GPJ for short
by superawesomedragon August 01, 2010
An overly tanned annoying stereotypical cell phone salesman you see at most mall kiosks that look like one of the Gotti boys. Flavor savors, popped collars, and obnoxious jewelry are all requirements.
That guy is such a cell phone Guido, he was the most annoying salesman I ever came across. He didn't understand I didn't want the cell phone insurance plan.
by cbag November 09, 2007