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Beer Bat

Hollow baseball bat made out of hard plastic meant to be filled with an alcoholic beverage. Typically served at professional baseball games.
Person 1: "Dude check this beer bat out, isn't it hilarious"

Person 2: "Aren't you driving us home tonight?"
by Filipdewoozle August 14, 2023
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Nipple Bat

A game children play that involves whacking one another in the nipples with a bat.
If they do not have a bat, the children will often use their fists.
Guy One: *Nipple Bats Guy Two with a bat* Nipple Bat!

Guy Two: *whacks Guy One in the nipples* Can't nipple bat me!
by Uncle Jerthru July 26, 2016
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Sober As A Bat

When you are in a state of sobriety.

When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.
"I was sober as a bat," Said Y/N describing her state of being in past tense.

"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"
by Mary Shelly August 17, 2025
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Bat

Short for battery, slang used by a plug
Yo my plug says he’s got this new bat for sale with adjustable heat.
by TiBToFTY boy April 28, 2019
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bat finger

Somebody with a really large dick. Someone who care genuinely about their significant other. A “Bat Finger” is someone who doesn’t care what other think and will do almost anything to keep you in their life. If you let a bat I bet down he will always give you another chance, unless you play them, or steal their shit.
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bat

Aidan: yo I need a bat for this weekend
Sam: 30 bucks
Aidan: Ight
by Boogiebomb August 7, 2019
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Waxing my Bat

Friend 1, You coming to the pub tonight?
Friend2, I may be in later? I’m horny so Waxing my Bat first
by Sintelliner August 17, 2021
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