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Button Face

A specific breed of Scottish person that has a big head but a small face, to the extent that it resembles a button that is sown onto a shirt.
That button face won’t stop going on about deep fat fried Mars bars.
by Watervole July 4, 2018
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Obsessive Like-Button Syndrome

OLBS, short for Obsessive Like-Button Syndrome, is a condition where someone with mildly advanced Social Media Muscle Memory will like most posts they find even slightly entertaining without giving them much thought at all, or like a post just because it had more than 500 likes.

This can occur in many different social media sites but more often than not on Twiter and Instagram. This can also develop into liking every YouTube video before watching them, followed by the top comments of those videos.

In the case of Twitter, it is common for someone with a moderate following who suffers from OLBS to immediately retract most of their likes on the platform, seen as too many context-sensitive or unfunny tweets would then be recommended to their followers.
I opened up a song on YouTube to send it to my friends, and then when I opened it again a minute later I noticed I had liked 4 comments I didn't even remember reading.

That might be Obsessive Like-Button Syndrome, it's really serious, you should go see a doctor.
by Haomakk January 15, 2021
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beaver button

She showed me her swollen beaver button last night in bed
by Wbdvjdansb June 29, 2024
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Ben Button Disease

Ben Button Disease is when a patient is born, and they mature, they actually grow "young". Basically the patient ages backwards.

Also See Jen Button Disease
Brat Pitt's character in Benjamin Button suffered from Ben Button Disease

Dude 1 : "Yo, that baby is mad smart"
Dude 2 : " Nah man, this little baby is actually 76 years old. My mom used to baby sit him but he looked mad older than my moms. People round the block thought they were just dating and shit"
by Some_Dogg June 29, 2009
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button crushing

The sexual act of pressing down just below a person's navel while fucking (usually from behind but any way works) them which increases pressure to their g-spot or prostate depending on which they have, as well as the dick inside them. If done properly it may result in a more intense orgasm for the receiving person.
"Glen's the best lover I've ever had. He always uses button crushing as a finishing move!"
by CreativeWithaD June 18, 2018
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Four-button-shirt

A shirt with 2 pockets where each pocket has 2 buttons. Wearing these unnecessary additional ornamental buttons is a clear indication that the individual is attempting to overcompensate... for something. Generally used when the source of overcompensate is unknown. May also be used anytime a person says or does something you don't like, but you can't think ofor a good way to punish them.
"Sounds like something a four-button-shirt guy would say."

"I like those big tires on your truck... they go well with your four-button-shirt."

"Oh, she rejected you? Time to pull out the four-button-shirt."
by whitecloudsharpie May 19, 2016
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khaki button

Khaki is a creamy brown colour and button refers to a butt hole.
During a night of anal sex he came in my butt so much that I’ll have a khaki button for weeks.
by Spoopleman January 18, 2023
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