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butt schmear

when a dog scoots it's butt across the floor in order to excrete it's anal glands often leaving a residue of poo in it's wake...
My dog Willis butt schmeared across the floor yesterday and we had to clean up all the shit left behind...it was gross.
by beckyboo April 7, 2014
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Butt Vulture

Someone who never has cigarettes of their own and lingers among groups of people (usually friends) waiting for them to pull out their cigarettes so he/she can bum one.

It is from this act of scavenging for cigarettes and the fact that the only trace they ever leave behind are cigarette butts that they are given their title.
*Person 1 sees Person 2 grabbing a cigarette from his pack*

Person 1: Hey bro can I bum one of those? I'll give you one tomorrow after I go to the store.

Person 2: Dude this is like the 5th time you've said that tonight.

Person 1: Come on I'll buy you a drink later.

Person 2: Just take it you damn butt vulture.
by Vyrion November 2, 2009
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butt bombs

When someone’s ass smells and they leave it in a specific area and it smells up the whole place. This usually means they need to shower and clean their ass.
“Bro you have butt bombs right now I would shower
by Butt bomb master 420 June 28, 2020
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butt raper

One who provides the ass fucking.
Oh man I raped you hard. I guess you could say I and a butt raper huh sis
by Not.Even.Asian. April 26, 2016
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Granny butt

When a girl’s ass is lumpy or saggy
Hey bro, see the girl in the shorts, she has a total granny butt.
by Carson Trometer August 22, 2019
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Butt Dynamite

Used to define a gassy explosion out the butt. It usually follows a large dirty mexican burrito with an orgy of hot sauces. Often seedy, often burns.
by Night Hawk & Cyber Wolf February 27, 2011
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butt goon

a joking insult. something you call one who is being a doofus.

bunghole buttmunch doofus putz fartknocker poophead
Hey Shana, stop being a butt goon!!!
by buttgoon August 3, 2016
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